becapella:

Me when there is no WiFi

(via littlefoxling)


Person: So, would you rather option A or option B?
Jensen: I'd rather Misha.
Person: That wasn't even an op-
Jensen: MISHAAAAAA

The right people will find their way into your life
Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

(via daddyfuckedme)


barricadesandbeyond:

norwegianalien:

Enjolras - Announcing the weather forecast since 1832.

Weather Doppler Enjolras

barricadesandbeyond:

norwegianalien:

Enjolras - Announcing the weather forecast since 1832.

Weather Doppler Enjolras

(via jaredpupaleckii)


angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(via smut-and-other-things)


thatnerdyfanboy:

princessladybug:

thatnerdyfanboy:

princessladybug:

thatnerdyfanboy and I are getting a pet….

Of the female human variety.

So that we can roger her!

Shall we hold auditions and/or volunteers?

Auditions and interviews.

I will get to work on the application right away!

Any specific criteria?

Hmmm not necessarily. Just got to be cute lol

Cute is subjective criteria, though I feel if they meet other relative conditions they will be cute.

- nerdy

- smaller, more petite

-more submissive type

(The last two applicable because of the nature of the relationship, she is a pet after all.)

- generally positive attitude.

;)